Tom: After nearly four months of anxious anticipation we are pleased to announce the latest in the ezWorship portfolio of products.

Bob: That's right, Tom.  This product is going to be huge!

Tom: Once again ezWorship has leveraged proven technology to enhance our Christian experience.

Bob: That's absolutely right.  Let's explain a little about the incredible science behind ezPrayer.
 
Tom:  Great Idea, Bob!

Bob: Our ezWorship scientists have worked closely with hidden doggie fence technology.  You certainly might know this technology if you are a dog owner.
 
Tom: You mean those wires that get buried in your yard so that when your dog gets a little too close - zap!

Bob: Exactly, Tom.  Our worldclass scientists have used that technology to create the ezPrayer.

Tom: Do you mean we have to bury wires in our houses to use the ezPrayer?

Bob: Absolutely not.  Our ezPrayer worship collars will pick up any electrical signals that are in the air around us everyday and turn it into a stimulating prayer reminder.

Tom: Electrical signals?

Bob: That's right!  Electromagnetic signals are generated from almost every electrical device; like a toaster, cell phone, TV or even a light switch.

Tom: No kidding!

Bob: We can't see them or smell but they are right here with us waiting to stimulate us in building our relationship with God - through the ezPrayer.

Tom: Bob, these lovely collars not only enhance our commitment to prayer but they are fashionable too.

Bob: Absolutely right, Tom.  We have had some of the leading fashion designers work with us on the ezPrayer so we can offer these collars in a variety of attractive and functional styles such as the studded black leather goth, -

Tom:  Yikes, that one is scary.

Bob: I know, Tom, but they pray too.  We also got the diamond encrusted "I'm better than you", the ever popular WWJD and the newly added design, "I've just been in an accident" neckbrace look..

Tom: Bob, I have to admit that I sometimes get distracted by my daily activities and I just don't pray as much as I should.

Bob:  I know what you mean, Tom.

Tom: Have you tried the ezPrayer yet, Bob?

Bob:  No, I haven't, Tom.  

Tom:  I've got an idea.  Let's demonstrate this for the viewers right now, Bob.  Here put this one on.

Bob:  Well, Tom, I prayed just before coming out here.  I'm not really sure we need to do this right now.

Tom: Come, come, Bob, we can never raise enough prayers to God.  There you go, that seems to fit.  Does it feel okay?

Bob:  Well, yes, it feels fine.  How does it look?

Tom: Very handsome.  It's now so easy to receive a reminder to pray (turning on a lamp sitting on a nearby table)

Bob: (grabbing his neck, fallng to knees and shouting) Oh, my God!  Oh, God please.  Please, God!

Tom: Praise the Lord, it's working already.  You were already calling out to God, Buddy (turning off the lamp).

Bob:  Wow!  (Getting up and taking off the collar) That was certainly, um, incredible.  You know, Buddy, I think you should put this one on and try it yourself.

Tom:  Great idea Bob but, oh my, look at the time (checking his watch).  Viewers, if you call within the next 5 minutes  we will send you the family pack.

Bob: That's enough ezPrayers for a family of five and we'll include a free remote control - which is a fun and easy way to teach your family to pray wherever they may be.

Tom: And remember, a family that prays together -

Bob: Stays together.